Number of posts : 116 Reputation : 57 Join Date : 2011-02-14 Location : Oberfranken/Germany
Subject: Hunting vampires with the slingshot April 10th 2011, 9:33 am
Vampires are fashionable right now, lots of Hollywood coverage going on.
The Slingshot Channel can not ignore this important tendency in entertainment.
Vampires are usually disposed off by means of a wooden stake, rammed right through the undead creature's heart. So shooting a stake is the challenge of the day.
A vampire stake is no lightweight thing, many movies clearly demonstrated that a 1" rod is minimum, and penetration must be about 8 to 10 inches to be on the safe side. This means that the stake will weigh 8 to 10 ounces.
Includes a training stake!
billsykes Bill Sykes.....He'll shove that Shillelagh up ya shithole
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Subject: Re: Hunting vampires with the slingshot April 10th 2011, 9:48 am
Jorg, You should name it the "MkI Van Hel-sling"
Always a pleasure viewing Your wacky new inventions My man, Thankyou for taking the time!
Also many congratz for being on US T.V. with Your Machete Slingbow, You are "Internationally known an Locally respected" just like Snoop Dogg!
How did Your convention go that You recently went to, Hope You had a great time mate?
JoergS SlingShot Master
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Subject: Re: Hunting vampires with the slingshot April 10th 2011, 9:53 am
Convention?
Will go to the National Broadcaster's Associaton Show (NAB) tomorrow, Vegas time again. Return a week later, I have two days off so I will get to see some Vegas stripper girls, as every year.
Will go to the East Coast Tournament in Alverton/PA on teh 28th.
Irianthul Death Dealer
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Subject: Re: Hunting vampires with the slingshot April 10th 2011, 10:05 am
Wow. Just wow. That thing is lethal, and awesome and batshit crazy! You Sir, are awesome. Without any doubt my favorite German And I'm Dutch Please keep doing this kind of thing, you're good at it, and it's ridiculously entertaining seeing you shoot a wooden stake in a cardboard box from 15 metres away
billsykes Bill Sykes.....He'll shove that Shillelagh up ya shithole
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Subject: Re: Hunting vampires with the slingshot April 10th 2011, 10:40 am
Quote :
Will go to the East Coast Tournament in Alverton/PA on teh 28th.
Sorry mate, Thats what I was on about, I saw the notice on YT and got mixed up
Quote :
You Sir, are awesome. Without any doubt my favorite German
Mine too!
cowscankill Weapons Master
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Subject: Re: Hunting vampires with the slingshot April 10th 2011, 12:57 pm
1:23 made me jump. Was expecting it to shoot, just not with that transition haha.
Amazing device once again, it is fantastic. Surprised a wooden stake has that much force.
Kudos!
Infection212 Death Dealer
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Subject: Re: Hunting vampires with the slingshot April 11th 2011, 5:39 pm
I just about pissed myself laughing when that plunger came up. Very good job!
jerryk25 XIPHOID MASTER
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Subject: Re: Hunting vampires with the slingshot April 12th 2011, 12:48 am
I like it ! It's not so crazy
Hariken Okami Assassin
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Subject: Re: Hunting vampires with the slingshot April 12th 2011, 4:33 am
Not bad but if it were my choice I would use the Jackhammer stake from the movie From dusk Till Dawn.
JoergS SlingShot Master
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Subject: Re: Hunting vampires with the slingshot April 18th 2011, 7:33 pm
Hariken Okami wrote:
I would use the Jackhammer stake from the movie From dusk Till Dawn.
Spoken like a true kai-chakunin, my dear Okami.
Superchickin86 Assassin
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Subject: Re: Hunting vampires with the slingshot April 18th 2011, 7:55 pm
Dude, seriously... You should go work for Blade!
JoergS SlingShot Master
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Subject: Re: Hunting vampires with the slingshot April 18th 2011, 9:22 pm
Work for him? I am his daddy!
Here is a pic of me in bright sunlight with ray bans...
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There's two kinds of people in this world when you boil it all down.
You've got your 'talkers' and you've got your 'doers'.
Most people are just talkers, all they got is talk. But when all is said and done, it's the doers who change this world. And when they do that, they change us. And thats why we never forget them...
So which one are you? Do you just talk about it or do you stand up and do something about it? Because believe you me, all the rest of it is just bullshit.
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Subject: Hunting vampires with the slingshot 
And I'm Dutch 
