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Wolfie Puppy
Number of posts : 1538 Reputation : 104 Join Date : 2010-05-08 Location : HELL
| Subject: How to win every knife fight you are in in 2 steps December 24th 2012, 10:02 pm | |
| If you are really serious about saving your life these two secret Buddhist techniques will save your life.
Step one, When your life is threatened take out your knife and calmly cut your palm. Step two, in a loud clear voice say "I have aids" and hold your knife at the ready.
If someone plans on getting into a knife fight with you they understand how likely it is they will get cut. A single nick of an aids blade is a slow and painful death sentence. The thought of that is more than enough to defuse almost any situation safely. A knife fight with someone hiv positive is suicide.
This simple bluff could save your life and a lot of time and effort in trials and appeals. | |
| | | RedneckNinja Xiphoid Fanatic
Number of posts : 122 Reputation : 6 Join Date : 2012-06-13 Location : Way back up in the country, back in the hills, down in the hollows where the folks are real
| Subject: Re: How to win every knife fight you are in in 2 steps December 24th 2012, 10:42 pm | |
| Deleted because I thought better of what I said earlier, although I still hold the same perspective
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| | | Superchickin86 Assassin
Number of posts : 676 Reputation : 32 Join Date : 2009-12-20 Location : United States
| Subject: Re: How to win every knife fight you are in in 2 steps December 25th 2012, 1:49 am | |
| Uh oh, Ninja. Now your funny comment is going to have all our more serious forum members up in arms about gun laws and such! Batten down the hatches! | |
| | | SINZA WEAPONEER
Number of posts : 3416 Reputation : 405 Join Date : 2007-12-06 Location : Spinning in circles - Seattle area
| Subject: Re: How to win every knife fight you are in in 2 steps December 26th 2012, 8:28 pm | |
| So.....
Saying you have AIDS is a 'secret Buddhist technique'?
And... "When your life is threatened take out your knife and calmly cut your palm..."
I have to disagree. For one thing, there are no 'knife fights'. Read the section on bladed combat and you'll understand. Never cut yourself, just don't. Don't bluff. Someone will always call you on it. Never pull out your weapon until you are going to use it. Pulling out your knife and cutting your hand does two things: It shows that you are armed and takes away the very important element of surprise. It also injures yourself unnecessarily. It's not going to look 'badass' or 'scary' and the bluff of AIDS will most likely not be believed. Just my OPINION.
Better to be confident. Don't look like a victim, don't look or act weak. Don't look or act scared, even if you are. Carry a weapon and know how to use it, but don't think that just showing it to someone will stop anything. That will only make them go get a gun.
If you carry a WEAPON for defence then never let them see it until it's too late! In places where real knife battles happen, prison, you'll never see the blade that kills you. You'll feel it long before you ever see it. Know your weapon. Be it a knife, bat, gun, rock, whatever...KNOW YOUR WEAPON! Get the feel for it, play with it, know what it feels like in the dark. You should be the master of your weapon. Make it feel like a extension of your hand. Know how to USE your weapon. Practice shooting, or stabbing, or hitting...whatever it is it does you NO GOOD to carry it if you don't TRAIN on how to use it. Carrying a knife will not help you if you have no understanding of what it takes to really cut/slash/stab. If you don't know how to move, don't know how to defend, and don't know how to attack then you might as well just have a sharpened pencil in your hand. KNOW your weapon. Practice drawing it quickly. Practice the quick kill strikes. Drop it and learn how to pick it up quickly...just in case it happens. Make it a object that you are VERY familiar with.
Knowledge and training will save your life. So get some...and do some.
Always have a plan B, they might just call your bluff.
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.
Take it seriously, it's not meant to be a joke. | |
| | | JohnSully Weapons Master
Number of posts : 347 Reputation : 32 Join Date : 2011-06-28 Location : southern tip of south-east asia
| Subject: Re: How to win every knife fight you are in in 2 steps December 27th 2012, 12:55 am | |
| or you could bring around a shringe! i know that in my old school, some teachers created a rumor that there was someone at Zirca( the club which many of my classmates went too) poking random people with AIDs blood Pretty scary stuff! At least.... to me it is.... unless someone here can tell me that it is impossible to catch the virus like that | |
| | | Wolfie Puppy
Number of posts : 1538 Reputation : 104 Join Date : 2010-05-08 Location : HELL
| Subject: Re: How to win every knife fight you are in in 2 steps December 27th 2012, 2:32 am | |
| I was just joking About the time I mentioned it was a secret Buddhist technique I thought people would understand this was a lighthearted thread making fun of "knife fighting" threads. | |
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